My Terrible Seats In School

Okay. I''m gonna tell everyone how stupid my seats in school are. For first period, Mr. Penning, history, I have a seat next to Connor James. He is SO annoying. He makes these annoying voices to Danny, who's halfway across the room. Ugh. Oh and Samantha Pyle. All she talks about is her freaking online boyfriends. "My boyfriend sent me a picture of his dick." Dude, I don't care and I really don't need to know. Nasty!! For PE, Mr. Advincula, I have to stand next to Miranda Katz and she talks with this annoying voice that implies that she thinks it's all about her. Ugh. For AVID, seriously, it's AVID. I hate it. That explains everything. Oh, and Mrs. Twomey can always see me chewing gum. For English in Ms. McCole's class, I have to sit in front of Samantha. For Science, I sit next to Kosi. That's terrible. He and Kevin-with-the-spiky-hair-who's-Asian talk about their dicks. "Oh mine's this thick. And this long. See from here on the ruler to there." Ew. Oh and Kosi asked me if he could touch my ear? And my nose? And asked if he could hug me? (I said Ew, no way) For Math, ugh. I used to sit next to Daniel, then Ms. Amma moved him 'cause we talked to much, then I was sitting next to David, and we were talking too much, so Ms. Amma moved ME and I was sitting next to Patrick, and we were talking too much, so she moved ME again. She moved me to sit behind this annoying guy, Utsar, who goes on and on about his stupid mini skateboard and says "I'll sell it for this much! Buy it now at three dollars and I'll double the offer." He literally says that. "OOOH. Look at this awesome trick, isn't it GREAT?" UGH. Thankfully, Ms. Amma moved him, so now Madison sits in front of me but my seat is still SO boring. There's nobody to talk to. All the girls around me are too girly, and all the guys around me are dorky and nerdy and annoying. AHHH! Stupid teachers try to make our lives harder. We should kill them! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! JK JK!!